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Most people think that the world is going to the dogs, and they are probably right. However, if we must live a dog's life, we might as well enjoy it!
I was the middle pup of six. I never knew my dad, but my mom was a trooper. She took care of all of us and did the best she could to provide us with a good home and education. If it hadn't been for her loving care, I'd probably be an HSD - homeless street dog; or as the French might say, "un chien sans domicile fixe."
I'm a seasoned mutt from the old Panama Canal Corozal dog pound, and I have years of experience in the ways of the world, which just happens to be canine. Now that I'm a retired garbage truck chaser, I spend my days dodging thunder and answering letters primarily from disgruntled canines, ferocious felines and a few unhappy humans who seek my advice.
Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt, Canine Therapist
La mayoria de la gente cree que el mundo se echa a los perros, y a lo mejor tienen la razon. Sin embargo, si tenemos que vivir una vida de perros, debieramos disfrutarla. Fui uno de seis cachorros. Nunca conoci a mi papa, pero mi mama era una bellaca. Nos cuido e hizo lo mejor para proveernos con un buen hogar y educacion. Si no fuera por su preocupacion amorosa, seria yo un perro callejero sin techo, o como dirian los franceses, “un chien sans domicile fixe”. Soy un perro veterano de la perrera vieja del Canal de Panama en Corozal, y soy bien experimentado en el mundo, que casualmente es un mundo canino. Ahora que estoy jubilado de correr detras de los camiones de la basura, paso mis dias evitando los truenos y contestando las cartas de caninos contrariados, felinos feroces y algunos humanos infelices que piden mi consejo. Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt, Terapista Canino |
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